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thefrogman:
Sheldon, the tiny...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b3f4b44d1ffe144219cab4793555ee7/tumblr_mn6dg3zh9M1qkdvoho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89eeefc177e3129dc1e9c32f616d2936/tumblr_mn6dg3zh9M1qkdvoho2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/52283692222/thefrogman-sheldon-the-tiny-dinosaur-that" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/52255212231/sheldon-the-tiny-dinosaur-that-thinks-hes-a"&gt;thefrogman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sheldon, the tiny dinosaur that thinks he’s a turtle&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br/&gt;by Amber [&lt;a href="http://amburgered.tumblr.com/"&gt;tumblr&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://odyanii.deviantart.com/"&gt;deviantart&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/52313504647</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/52313504647</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:18:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Crystal Palace - Retiro Park
I live directly next door to the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4897fe6d6675740b962ad047f095fde/tumblr_mln57zIK1h1rmojuoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Crystal Palace - Retiro Park&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I live directly next door to the Park and the Crystal Palace.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It is part of the Reina Sofia museum and houses rotating exhibits of artwork, usually designed especially for the space. Entrance is free.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/50593379956</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/50593379956</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:26:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyazn3vOfR1qhyo6ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/48474276699</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/48474276699</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:44:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>taliaitscoldoutside:

1morekissb4wedie:

queernonywolf:

thatshyb...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QBxpjtcBAG8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taliaitscoldoutside.tumblr.com/post/48312151691/1morekissb4wedie-queernonywolf"&gt;taliaitscoldoutside&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1morekissb4wedie.tumblr.com/post/48303263681/queernonywolf-thatshybutrudegirl"&gt;1morekissb4wedie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queernonywolf.tumblr.com/post/48302807036/thatshybutrudegirl-checktherhyme"&gt;queernonywolf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatshybutrudegirl.tumblr.com/post/48253455758/checktherhyme-blackgirlphresh"&gt;thatshybutrudegirl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://checktherhyme.tumblr.com/post/9560880876"&gt;checktherhyme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackgirlphresh.tumblr.com/post/9553235923"&gt;blackgirlphresh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahfamousblackgirls.tumblr.com/post/2504090654"&gt;fuckyeahfamousblackgirls&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://philliflippy.tumblr.com/post/2503647430"&gt;philliflippy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jaonow.tumblr.com/post/2503617327/thedailywhat-superstar-of-the-day-7-year-old"&gt;jaonow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/2503113235/superstar-of-the-day-7-year-old-figure-skater"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Superstar of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; 7-year-old figure skater (and &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm4Y0xcLEVo"&gt;future Olympian&lt;/a&gt;) Starr Andrews puts Mao Asada on notice with a rollicking routine set to the tune of Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5719660/video-9+year+olds-whip-my-hair-skating-routine-is-impressive"&gt;jezebel&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Talent.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH SNAP!!!!!!! this is going to change figure skating forever!! hip hop on ice son!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh you HAVE to watch this. Im not even her mother and im proud!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*hip hop on ice* i love it. i love her. ridiculously cute. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;YES. She’s so cute and she did great!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go head!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A ton of these moves I’ve never seen dared ever on ice its great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t even do hip hop normally…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DO YOU SEE THIS PERF BB AND THEIR STYLE CAUSE OMG.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/48366566143</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/48366566143</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:30:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao6_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao7_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao9_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao8_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao5_r1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejujjDjfu1r7edcao3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/48207710795</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/48207710795</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:05:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Trying to explain the difference between "fun" and "funny"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallauxiliares.tumblr.com/post/47946192499/trying-to-explain-the-difference-between-fun-and"&gt;whatshouldwecallauxiliares&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My progress with my classes this year to date: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ae1ce1d3d813e849080ac4fbdae387fc/tumblr_inline_mkygurcMbl1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/47970630109</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/47970630109</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:15:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>trextrying:

Persevering Penguins and T-Rex Trying to take the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b7aa33cccaa6b23ac76a5b3fa451bae/tumblr_mjznvnC2as1ro09hco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://trextrying.tumblr.com/post/45884678653/persevering-penguins-and-t-rex-trying-to-take-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;trextrying&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Persevering Penguins and T-Rex Trying to take the elevator…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;#TRexTrying&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;#persevering penguins&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/45912273349</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/45912273349</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 09:58:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy French Day!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.un.org/fr/events/frenchlanguageday/"&gt;Happy French Day!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://awesomearchives.tumblr.com/post/45838692308/happy-french-day" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;awesomearchives&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;On the 20th of March, the UN is celebrating the “Journée de la langue française,” part of an initiative to encourage multilingualism among its ranks. &lt;a href="http://www.un.org/zh/events/chineselanguageday/english.shtml"&gt;Chinese &lt;/a&gt;is next on the 19th of April.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Magnifique!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/45841359751</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/45841359751</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:36:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I got dressed in my traditional Indian regalia, but there was a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7v9oJvid1qg2nrdo6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7v9oJvid1qg2nrdo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7v9oJvid1qg2nrdo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7v9oJvid1qg2nrdo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7v9oJvid1qg2nrdo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7v9oJvid1qg2nrdo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7v9oJvid1qg2nrdo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7v9oJvid1qg2nrdo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;I got dressed in my traditional Indian regalia, but there was a man, he was the producer of the whole show. He took that speech away from me and he warned me very sternly. “I’ll give you 60 seconds or less. And if you go over that 60 seconds, I’ll have you arrested. I’ll have you put in handcuffs.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;- Sacheen Littlefeather in &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reelinjunthemovie.com/site/the-film/"&gt;Reel Injun&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;(2009), dir. Neil Diamond.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/45709311469</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/45709311469</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:18:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnjd5r16SK1qczbido1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/45707372375</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/45707372375</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:56:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kellyinthecity:

Jcrew gingham, blazer and pearls. #jcrew...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dfce7170969199f6fb5dc32bac29e8f/tumblr_misz2p61Or1s6fe7mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kellyinthecity.tumblr.com/post/44024313537/jcrew-gingham-blazer-and-pearls-jcrew"&gt;kellyinthecity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Jcrew gingham, blazer and pearls. #jcrew #jcrewaddict #jcrewproblems #pearls #prep #preppy #gingham NYC FASHION BLOGGER: &lt;a href="http://www.kellyinthecity.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kellyinthecity.com"&gt;www.kellyinthecity.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/44535191517</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/44535191517</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 06:13:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theatlantic:

Hillary Clinton Makes $37,948 More Per Speech Than...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a42ae2a4e21c1e0d83d7328cc6b389e/tumblr_mijh0o3b311qcokc4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theatlantic.tumblr.com/post/43591056555/hillary-clinton-makes-37-948-more-per-speech-than"&gt;theatlantic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2013/02/hillary-clinton-speaking-fee/62341/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hillary Clinton Makes $37,948 More Per Speech Than Former President Bill Clinton&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s right.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;[Image: AP]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hilliary Clinton, reversing the American gender pay disparity one speech at a time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/43591630698</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/43591630698</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:05:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/caeaacca13905fca1599615424e27013/tumblr_mgjg19csAq1r3wg8do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/43072766028</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/43072766028</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 07:23:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Most people on food stamps work full time. They work full time but they don’t have enough money to..."</title><description>“Most people on food stamps work full time. They work full time but they don’t have enough money to pay for food for their kids. So really, in some ways, food stamps are about a business subsidy because it allows low wage business workers to… feed their families and continue working. But we call it charity, or the Republicans call it charity. They want to cut food stamps so badly that every church, synagogue, mosque, house of worship in the United States—every single one—[would] have to raise an additional $50,000 every year for ten years to replace what he wants to cut. It’s not gonna happen. It’s not gonna work.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sister Simone Campbell [&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/Xd7W4rN-aXs"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like how she articulates the simple &lt;em&gt;financial impossibility&lt;/em&gt; of religious organizations being able to replace government aid. I’d like to add that, of course, there are &lt;em&gt;so many people&lt;/em&gt; who have trouble receiving aid from religious institutions because they’re LGBT and/or non-religious or have a fraught relationship to religion… aid is a human right—and, as she points out, a &lt;em&gt;business subsidy&lt;/em&gt; as well as a subsidy to food companies—which people should be able to receive in a secular setting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mswyrr.tumblr.com/"&gt;mswyrr&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sister Simone Campbell for Pope.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/"&gt;stfuconservatives&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/43023934108</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/43023934108</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:16:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>collectivehistory:

JFK and Caroline Kennedy having a tea party
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f1524f04cc9c95f3e326c52485cf1bc/tumblr_mfhyctSOMG1rubozqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shialablunt.tumblr.com/post/42062654314"&gt;collectivehistory&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JFK and Caroline Kennedy having a tea party&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/42659135952</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/42659135952</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 07:22:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1567c232e9dd7ff12c46e0e53ef1d81d/tumblr_mhjqyszO6k1s4zy4mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/42514688328</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/42514688328</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 13:20:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8a6c92e4fbae83a2bdc99a9b1744c0c/tumblr_mgzvs0LezP1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/41802732869</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/41802732869</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 15:09:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nikkwhyte:

icannotevenwilliamshatner:

A corgi leading a conga...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hbtq73rT1qh1k7jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nikkwhyte.tumblr.com/post/41144025579/icannotevenwilliamshatner-a-corgi-leading-a" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;nikkwhyte&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://icannotevenwilliamshatner.tumblr.com/post/29043289797/a-corgi-leading-a-conga-line-of-pugs-on-an"&gt;icannotevenwilliamshatner&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You put a grey hat on that corgi and suddenly were an hour and a half into fellowship of the ring.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/41228085432</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/41228085432</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:05:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd82cbf1d5e19ce4711cc3b1cefc3442/tumblr_mfo7uzqh1Y1qev1moo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/41045250368</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/41045250368</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 17:04:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified</title><description>BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON. </description><link>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/41044854704</link><guid>http://ohgodiamunemployed.tumblr.com/post/41044854704</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:59:44 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
